First of all I must clams all credits and loyalty’s to this as it is a one off.
If anyone is to make any profit on this. I wont my share.

The Teddy’s bears Picnic

If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure to find a surprise. Bum Bum
If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure to find a surprise. Bum Bum
The teddy bears are having an affair with Goldilocks and Red Riding hood.
And none of them have even brought a Con - Dom.
Now that they’re in the club, the teddy bears have run away to hide.
Now that there’s fear of aids, they don’t come out to play.
They just stay inside and cry.

So.

If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure to find a surprise. Bum Bum
If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure to find a surprise. Bum Bum
They’ve had the kids on national health because the CSA can’t find their dads,
And now they’re classed as living of the social.
Now that they’re on the dole, there’s nowhere else to go.
It’s down to the beck side social club.
Now that there are a**e – holed, they don’t now were they are,
They fall asleep on the weir.

So.

If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure to find a surprise. Bum Bum
If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure to find a surprise. Bum Bum
They’ve both dropped dead ‘cose nobody knows the river rose and froze them both.
And now there dead there’s nowt to tell, so that’s the end of the story.