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The Icon Bar: The Playpen: Are ;-)'s evil?
 
  Are ;-)'s evil?
  (13:58 15/6/2002)
  andrew (13:58 15/6/2002)
    moss (13:58 15/6/2002)
      [mentat] (13:58 15/6/2002)
        moss (13:58 15/6/2002)
          [mentat] (13:58 15/6/2002)
            moss (13:58 15/6/2002)
              [mentat] (09:33 10/5/2002)
                andrew (13:58 15/6/2002)
                  rich (13:58 15/6/2002)
                    moss (13:58 15/6/2002)
                      Hertzsprung (13:58 15/6/2002)
                        moss (13:58 15/6/2002)
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                    moss (09:56 10/5/2002)
 
I don't have tourettes you're just a cun Message #11620, posted by [mentat] at 09:33, 10/5/2002, in reply to message #11619
[mentat]Fear is the mind-killer
Posts: 6266
But is it needed?

Yes. They are most essential in today's world of global communication. How else would you point out sarcasm to all the Americans on discussion forums...?

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moss Message #11628, posted at 09:56, 10/5/2002, in reply to message #11625
Unregistered user The Simpsons, etc proves that some Americans can understand sarcasm. But a lot seem to have trouble with it.

Mind you, a lot of people in Britain have trouble with it too...

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andrew Message #11633, posted at 13:15, 10/5/2002, in reply to message #11632
Unregistered user Pcik
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moss Message #11623, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11622
Unregistered user Well, I think that wink's sometime spoil jokes that are far better without them. It's kind of spelling it out wink
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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun Message #11632, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11631
[mentat]Fear is the mind-killer
Posts: 6266
PUCK behind! grin

PUCK ME! shock

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monkeyson Message #11631, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11630
Unregistered user PUCK behind! grin
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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun Message #11630, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11629
[mentat]Fear is the mind-killer
Posts: 6266
TITIANA

Heheh

BOTTOM

HehehAHHAHAAA! grin

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monkeyson Message #11629, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11627
Unregistered user Enter PUCK behind

PUCK. What hempen homespuns have we swagg'ring here,
So near the cradle of the Fairy Queen? smile
What, a play toward! I'll be an auditor;
An actor too perhaps, if I see cause.
QUINCE. Speak, Pyramus. Thisby, stand forth.
BOTTOM. Thisby, the flowers of odious savours sweet-
QUINCE. 'Odious'- odorous! smile
BOTTOM. -odours savours sweet;
So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisby dear.
But hark, a voice! Stay thou but here awhile,
And by and by I will to thee appear. Exit
PUCK. A stranger Pyramus than e'er played here! wink Exit
FLUTE. Must I speak now?
QUINCE. Ay, marry, must you; for you must understand he goes
but to
see a noise that he heard, and is to come again.
FLUTE. Most radiant Pyramus, most lily-white of hue,
Of colour like the red rose on triumphant brier,
Most brisky juvenal, and eke most lovely Jew,
As true as truest horse, that would never tire,
I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb.
QUINCE. 'Ninus' tomb,' man! grin Why, you must not speak that yet;
that
you answer to Pyramus. unhappy You speak all your part at once, cues,
and
all. Pyramus enter: your cue is past; it is 'never tire.' unhappy
FLUTE. O- As true as truest horse, that y et would never tire.

Re-enter PUCK, and BOTTOM with an ass's head grin grin grin

BOTTOM. If I were fair, Thisby, I were only thine.
QUINCE. O monstrous! O strange! :O We are haunted. Pray, masters!
fly, masters! Help! :O
Exeunt all but BOTTOM and PUCK
PUCK. I'll follow you; I'll lead you about a round,
Through bog, through bush smile, through brake, through brier;
Sometime a horse I'll be, sometime a hound,
A hog, a headless bear, sometime a fire;
And neigh, and bark, and grunt, and roar, and burn,
Like horse, hound, hog, bear, monkey, at every turn.
Exit
BOTTOM. Why do they run away? unhappy This is a knavery of them to make
me afeard. unhappy

Re-enter SNOUT

SNOUT. O Bottom, thou art chang'd! :O What do I see on thee?
BOTTOM. What do you see? You see an ass-head of your own, do
you? smile
Exit SNOUT

Re-enter QUINCE

QUINCE. Bless thee, Bottom, bless thee! Thou art translated. :O
Exit
BOTTOM. I see their knavery: this is to make an ass of me; wink to
fright me, if they could. But I will not stir from this
place, do
what they can; I will walk up and down here, and will sing,
that
they shall hear I am not afraid. smile [Sings]

The ousel cock, so black of hue,
With orange-tawny bill,
The throstle with his note so true,
The wren with little quill.

TITANIA. What angel wakes me from my flow'ry bed? smile
BOTTOM. [Sings]
The finch, the sparrow, and the lark,
The plain-song cuckoo grey,
Whose note full many a man doth mark,
And dares not answer nay-
for, indeed, who would set his wit to so foolish a bird?
Who would give a bird the he, though he cry 'cuckoo' never
so?
TITANIA. I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
Mine ear is much enamoured of thy note; heart
So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape;
And thy fair virtue's force perforce doth move me,
On the first view, to say, to swear, I heart thee.
BOTTOM. Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason for
that.
And yet, to say the truth, reason and heart keep little
company
together now-a-days. The more the pity that some honest
neighbours will not make them friends. unhappy Nay, I can gleek upon
occasion.
TITANIA. Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful. smile
BOTTOM. Not so, neither; but if I had wit enough to get out of
this
wood, I have enough to serve mine own turn. unhappy
TITANIA. Out of this wood do not desire to go;
Thou shalt remain here whether thou wilt or no.
I am a spirit of no common rate;
The summer still doth tend upon my state;
And I do heart thee; therefore, go with me.
I'll give thee fairies to attend on thee;
And they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep,
And sing, while thou on pressed flowers dost sleep;
And I will purge thy mortal grossness so
That thou shalt like an airy spirit go.
Peaseblossom! Cobweb! Moth! moss and Mustardseed!

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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun Message #11627, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11624
[mentat]Fear is the mind-killer
Posts: 6266

I need it spelling out grin

And DO NOT reply and say 'I' 'T' - I know you're going to frown

I was NOT! wink

<cousin it>"O U T spells out"</it>

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moss Message #11626, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11624
Unregistered user
I need it spelling out grin
IT

And DO NOT reply and say 'I' 'T' - I know you're going to frown
^H^H
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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun Message #11625, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11621
[mentat]Fear is the mind-killer
Posts: 6266

Just fro the records not all Americans are unable to detect sarcasm

No, really - I've tested this extensively, and it's true. They can't. Unless you make it blatantly obvious with the use of

i) Obtuse facial expressions or
ii) winks

- this is another way to be offensive. I was pointing out facts - YOU have made a generalisation. unhappy

I have, but to generalise in a farcical manner about a well-known old joke rarely causes offence...* whereas to imply that an entire nation is full of filthy pigs... that's just rude**.

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*eg. women can't drive, men are all b******s etc

** and I hate to be rude (Ich Sheisse auf deine meinung)

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Hertzsprung Message #11624, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11623
Unregistered user
Well, I think that wink's sometime spoil jokes that are far better without them. It's kind of spelling it out wink

I need it spelling out grin

And DO NOT reply and say 'I' 'T' - I know you're going to frown

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moss Message #11613, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002
Unregistered user Look at this:

wink

Often used when you don't want people to take you entirely seriously. I use it myself sometimes. But is it needed? Surely people should be intelligent enough to tell when you are joking and when you aren't? wink

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rich Message #11622, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11621
Unregistered user
Just fro the records not all Americans are unable to detect sarcasm
Why, have the Japanese sold them some kind of sarcasm radar device?

wink

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andrew Message #11621, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11620
Unregistered user
But is it needed?

Yes. They are most essential in today's world of global communication. How else would you point out sarcasm to all the Americans on discussion forums...?

Just fro the records not all Americans are unable to detect sarcasm - this is another way to be offensive. I was pointing out facts - YOU have made a generalisation. unhappy

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moss Message #11619, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11618
Unregistered user

f*** off wink

c***.

Where?! shock

There on the stair. Where on the stair? Right there, etc...
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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun Message #11618, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11617
[mentat]Fear is the mind-killer
Posts: 6266
f*** off wink

c***.

Where?! shock

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moss Message #11617, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11616
Unregistered user
f*** off wink
c***.
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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun Message #11616, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11615
[mentat]Fear is the mind-killer
Posts: 6266
f*** off wink
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moss Message #11615, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11614
Unregistered user
So are you joking now wink
No wink
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andrew Message #11614, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #11613
Unregistered user So are you joking now wink
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