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[mentat] (12:28 25/4/2002)
monkeyson (16:38 26/4/2002)
guy (17:05 26/4/2002)
[mentat] (13:58 15/6/2002)
Phlamethrower (13:58 15/6/2002)
monkeyson (18:22 26/4/2002)
[mentat] (13:58 15/6/2002)
mfrissen (05:11 27/4/2002)
[mentat] (13:58 15/6/2002)
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Message #10324, posted by [mentat] at 12:28, 25/4/2002 |
![[mentat]](/images/smileys/mentat.gif) Fear is the mind-killer
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/59/24999.html |
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monkeyson |
Message #10325, posted at 16:38, 26/4/2002, in reply to message #10324 |
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What mobile phones need is a programming language. A BASIC interpreter was my favourite feature of my CASIC calculator. |
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guy |
Message #10326, posted at 17:05, 26/4/2002, in reply to message #10325 |
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What mobile phones need is a large pair of electrodes to provide instant ECT for anybody who chooses an irritating ringtone. Voltage to be decided by a poll of all mobo users within earshot. |
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monkeyson |
Message #10329, posted at 18:22, 26/4/2002, in reply to message #10328 |
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I think the resolution on my phone would just be enough to display the task manager icon. |
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mfrissen |
Message #10331, posted at 05:11, 27/4/2002, in reply to message #10324 |
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"newsflash"
New mobile phones released by ACME corp. Features include:
- WAP
- imode
- MP3
- MPEG4
- full fledged sound capability
- FAX/SMS
- email
- UMTS
- ebusiness
- TV
- radio
- carwash
- vacuum cleaner
- hairdryer
- vibrator
- laser gun
--customer: but can you actually call someone with it?
sales: "eehh......damn, we knew we forgot something.." sigh, where does it end?
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I don't have tourettes you're just a cun |
Message #10327, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10326 |
Fear is the mind-killer
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What mobile phones need is a large pair of electrodes to provide instant ECT for anybody who chooses an irritating ringtone. Voltage to be decided by a poll of all mobo users within earshot. MuAHAHA! My phone just goes "ring", and sometimes just vibrates  BASIC would be cool too  |
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Phlamethrower |
Message #10328, posted at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10327 |
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BASIC would be cool too RISC OS |
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Message #10330, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10329 |
Fear is the mind-killer
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I think the resolution on my phone would just be enough to display the task manager icon. It's a start ... |
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Message #10332, posted by [mentat] at 13:58, 15/6/2002, in reply to message #10331 |
Fear is the mind-killer
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laser gun eh?  |
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